Wishing that ice cream was a diet food.
And cheese and potatoes too.
And that houses came self-cleaning. And always smelled good.
Wishing that laundry washed, dried and folded itself. And ironed itself too.
Wishing that I could be in two places at a time, and never missed out on time with my kids (except when they are sleeping or at school, of course!)
Wishing that marriage was perfect and kids were perfect and pets were perfect and all healthy food tasted good.
Wishing for peace on earth and goodwill toward man and size 4 jeans that fit PERFECTLY. All wishes that are never likely to come true.
Wishing that Dads didn't die and leave you alone to deal with the aftermath.
Wishing. Wishing. Wishing.
even more perfect apple pie
1 day ago